The Pacecars scored 98. Defense, shockingly, wasn’t even part of the trouble IMO. Cavs shot 39/24/60 with 16 turnovers. Ballgame.

So I’m gonna sound old as I am (48), but does anyone else remember when hip hop songs were fast?

IKR. It’s almost like part of comedy is taking a small kernel of truth from the real world and pushing it to ridiculous lengths to make people laugh or something.

Anybody watching Trust? J. Paul Getty seems like a very bad oil man.

Goddamn, I love Lindor.

Santorum: the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex 

Twice as many followers “as” the NRA.

Damn. Good job, Kings. I mean, they haven;t really done anything, but that was well done.

Humble. fucking. brag.

Bold take.

Did you watch the trailer? As a parent of 4, including two daughters, one a sophmore and one a sixth grader, it looks fairly accurate...

Surely this is the case right now.

YES!

I wish I had stopped watching it after 3 minutes. BORING AS FUCK.

“S-H- you know what-T”

Fire your editor. You have three extraneous words on the end of that headline.

This movie was BORING and BAD, though very well acted. They’re a coupla co-dependent assholes, we get it.

I know it’s cool to shit on it (and Hanks is a little groan-inducing with his Baaastaaahn accent), but The Post is really good. Nothing Earth shattering or particularly innovative, just a good story well told. And David Cross’ hair is sooo good.

Portman’s new flick Annihilation has no ratings on Rotten tomatoes yet. This means it sucks, right?

I thought the Shape of Water was just OK. Michael Shannon was great, and the whole thing was well acted and cool looking.