It’s green and it folds.

I think you guys are being hard on him. He’s doing well for a guy who got shot in the head in 1981.

Well my 47 years on earth have taught me several things. Here are two:

We’re from Cleveland. Nobody knows where this is going more than we do. But it’s fun anyway.

I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, watching my then 11 year old daughter rap “Fancy” flawlessly during the summer of 2014 was worth it.

Prob just tall, right? Or maybe short, if the guys were feeling clever.

BURN ON, TRIBE!

What the fuck is everyone on about?

More of a Stoke thing, really.

How does the BBC allow a video with a guitar that horribly out of tune get published (is that the right word?)

Jesus fuck with the chocolate Milk commercial. Boo.

How you know JLD has had a great career (deservedly): She calls Selina Meyer the role of a lifetime, and she played ELAINE FUCKING BENES.

Well, that takes care of THAT!

At the beginning, all they do is cry, sleep, and make content.

I tried to watch this show, and i thought it was Corny. As. Fuck. It seemed like freshman year at college, some dork who just took his first philisophy class- “It’s the system. Did i just blow YOUR MIND, MAAAAAAAN?”

Thats cool with me. I havent watched a full NFL game in years

a safer form of football looks a lot like Rugby. I think less protection is the answer. Perhaps counter intuitive, but rugby players aren’t tackling head-first

What’s football going to be in 40 years?

“Still close”, he says.

It’s funny that Sale’s going to win the Cy Young (Kluber’s missed too much time) while: