Not an economics major, eh?

Problem is theres always a town full of sucker-ass suckers willing to take it up the hole so they can be “big time”.

Fuck the warriors. Hopefully God will curse them for fucking over the OGs in Oakland who made that building shake even in years when the team SUCKED.

Extra props for the full kit wanker in Ryan Radke’s video.

This guy might be in trouble.

High? Like high enough for me to take 20 seconds to type some bullshit joke on a dumb website?

Baseball nerds-

The verse of this is a Green Day song from Dookie (not to mention Twist and Shout and a million other songs). Which one is it?

Federer seems like the kind of guy I should hate (his logo alone would normally make me angry as hell), but I love him so much. Even more so now that he’s old.

The popularity of Sublime is baffling to me. They have two good songs.

Fuck it. Radiohead blows, and anyone who judges you for not liking them is a preening jamoke.

Ha. I remember doing that with the top 40 on Sundays. I was so excited when i got a clean dub of “Funkytown” by Lipps, inc.

This story may show what a dork i was, but i think it probably says more about how toweringly great and pervasive Prince was.

Murray seems like a humo(u)rless asshole.  

Not an eephus.

As a Cavs fan, I fully expect Lebron to leave next summer, and I can’t blame him.

Were people actually confused? After Zach Lowe reported it, it clearly seemed like just a PR fuckup.

Goddamn, men are creeps.

Diarrhea?

“Members of the jury, my client is innocent. Find him not guilty and make him as free as my hair.”