This guy blows.

Xenu is my copilot

I like the color scheme. And those Pat Ewing Adidas high tops from the 80s were badass

Yup. Tanking works.

Did you like the movie Fargo? The show really retains that spirit.

It’s just cops killing unarmed black teenagers. Every week.

I think she actually put on a little weight for Fargo, which looked excellent to me.

Im sure that began to happen the night he was elected.

The idiom is “Burn Hillary at the stake”. While what you wrote is technically correct, it is awkward.

Do they?

Wasn’t it on Wednesday for a season or two? I rememner seeing it and thinking, this is different.

He scores when he wants

They’d have to have a Cheap Trick tune as thrir thee song.

He would be miles better than the dude we have.

Uh, check the vote totals. I think youll find less than half the population voted for der führer.

Fuck these turds.

The voters vote before the playoffs.

That would either be the best or worst thing ever. Can’t decide which.

Never seen that. Goddamn, that is a perfect joke.

Why does this dickhead hold onto the microphone while the constituents are talking? Irritating as fuck.