Why would the teleprompter say LaLa Land?

Well, I’d say Moonlight was a winner. A winner of Best Picture, specifically.

Easier to say now than when you’re in front of an auditorium of thousands of people and millions more watching on TV.

Its a stupid event anyway.

Shaq is the victor? Fuck that.

No jury would convict if it was Jimmy Buffett

This would be much funnier if I didn’t also have a band of old motherfuckers. But then, nobody comes to see us, so who cares? Also, we don’t have a bunch of fucking backup singers and bullshit.

More, but I get what you’re saying.

Thank fuck the Celtics didn’t sign Paul George or Jimmy Butt

Ah yes, the job stopper.

Pretty good tune. Are they turning the applause sign on every time they go to the chorus?

TOO MUCH YINZER!!!!

I heard Zach Lowe say the celts would probably do crowder, brown, and the nets pick but the bulls are saying butlers not available.

I dunno. Butlers a top 15 in the league talent who can defend anybody. And isaiah(sp?) will never have another year like this. They seem pretty damn close to “win now” territory.

Congrats. You got the joke. Wanna cookie?

I’m a dorky straight white dad, but this is just lip synching, right?

Have you heard about this Durant kid? That’s who the Knicks need.

You mean Melo’s trade value, right?

I don’t understand why the Celtics aren’t busting ass to get Jimmy Butt. This is the exact scenario they’ve been stockpiling all those assets for. I think if they added Butler, they could legit challenge the Cavs for the right to lose in 6 to Golden State.

I think Melo would have been great back in the Iso is king days, but he just doesn’t seem to fit the way the game is played now. He’s a ball stopper and all that crap you’ve heard a million times. Even a shithead like Mike Francesca could croak out some bullshit take like this.