You need to go to ground now. Goodell has scrambled the failure-to-use-roman-numerals squad and they are coming for you.

My money’s on shaq.

The team has a trade exception and a roster spot available. I think he made a calculation to put pressure on management to fill it, fully knowing it wasn’t going to be filled with anyone really good.

1. His teammates are not playing well enough to beat the Warriors, especially on defense. That’s all that matters this year. He’s willing to air them out for that.

You, sir, are a monster.

Death, taxes, and football players being assholes.

Fuckin A, bubba. Fuckin A.

Well, that and the total lack of charisma of the hosts. And the sub-basement production values.

How is Spicer so bad at bullshitting? It’s literally his entire job.

Aging lesbian is too trite, I guess.

This seems weak. Show up and vote no.

Prem co-commenters saying “Not a foul for me, Bill, not for me” is the limey equivalent of Barkley saying “analytics DONT WORK”. McManaman is the worst

That creep can roll.

Third input.

Hostesses at notre dame only allow recruits to use the Jesus Hole.

Am I supposed to like this guy? Cuz he seems like a total pud.

Well, since you asked: throw that shit out and never go to Sportsclips again. Find a real barber, not some chainsmoking wannabe pole dancer who keeps her four year old in the breakroom.

Look, man, you and I are on the same side, and only mouthbreathing halfwits don’t order their bills, but we have to make certain compromises in the interest of maintaining a civil society.

Fair enough. The main point is that rockhead football jocks are huge assholes and society would be better off if jocksniffers like Will pay for current events blog would stop referring to them like they have earned the right to do what they want because they are gud at sportsball.

You mean North.