Bruno Mars is a beautiful man. Beautiful skin, Perfect teeth, dimples for days.

I love Rattraps Porkfingers.

Wasnt me, man. It was racist-ass cousin Festus.

Kidd could shoot by the end.

I watched enough Harden over the last two seasons to grow to hate his game (the ballhogging, constant flailing for free throws, etc.)

It’s green and it folds.

Weird.

Not pictured: Mr. Fentanyl.

Definitely not alone. Total dick move. Like his hat though.

Is this a cool thing to do?

I’d say “Who fucking cares?”

Update: the Browns did not wn a game today.

Whatever about this movie, but the post states that office Christmas parties often turn into fun nights.

I think the birthday thing is some kind of Jehova’s Witness deal. I knew a kid when I was in grade school who was a Witness and I remember that’s the way his family rolled.

I had a corned beef sandwich, and had one of those burps where you throw up a little.

Goddammit, Boomer, let the man talk.

The same thing occured to me as i was watcing Chelski-Citeh. I hardly knew myself.

Biggest cunt in football (non-John Terry division).

A contemporary what?

I wouldnt wear a tie clip if you paid me. I usually just tuck the little part in my shirt