Editing is dead.

“ an inventor in the field of high-altitude balloons”

“What you’re looking at is something that has happened”

FUCK BILL MURRAY.

Let’s be honest. The Indians have about a 5% chance to make it to the WS again before Kluber et. al.’s arms fall off.

Chief Wahoo sucks. So do you.

Fuckin a, bubba

Anyone who says getting close and just barely losing (ten innings, for fuck’s sake?) is better than not even making the playoffs can get fucked.

What are the chances theres anything here that wasnt in Going Clear?

Aw, fuck...

Im interested if theres anyone reading this who paid over $1K to be there last night. Im not shitting on you, its anonymous anyway. Im just fascinated by the thought process behind a decision like that.

Joe Buck, is that you?

Ugh, this is gonna be a long 4-8 years.

Nobody in this arena right now...

Mordecai Brown.

Dennis Eckersley? One one hand, it sounds like the guy who does your taxes. On the other hand, it’s a supercool name.

Noone under 30 is named Tom. You are wrong.

Do nicknames count? Because Dennis Boyd is not a cool name.

You seem fun.