It appears he’s been nuzzling up a little too close to The Orange President. The cheeto dusk appears to have transferred.

You shut your filthy mouth! They do NOT have the same hair. Ryan’s is short and sticky and yucky, and Trudeau’s is soft and curly and perfect.

“His hands really are that small!”

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.

I like to use kidney stones as an analogy.

I believe the legal definition is “potential host”. Like the potential grizzlies menacing our public schools.

Also, and here’s the thing that always gets me with these kind of “let the man be part of the decision bills” - if they want to have equal say in whether or not a woman should get an abortion shouldn’t they be automatically legally responsible for at least 50% of taking care of that child once it’s born?

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is so deliciously good.

Right? How dare she take some time to mourn her loss, figure out what she wants to do next, and recover like a human fucking being? She should have put on a cape and some boots and swept in IMMEDIATELY. What a selfish bitch she is.

Give HER a fucking break. I’ve fucking had it with churlish, compassion-free lefties…

She just ran in a grueling and ultimate devastating Presidential campaign. I’m willing to cut her some slack. Also people would definitely be playing the poor loser card and how dare she question the integrity of the election if she spoke out too much. She has to walk a very fine line.

When I was a young woman, just starting my career, a middle-aged white man gave me this very helpful advice for being a woman in the workplace: “You should use your body to get ahead, while you are still young enough that men are interested in it.”

The best uniforms. Look I’m not going to say they need to be required to wear cute uniforms. Should I say it, no I won’t say it. I will say uggos won’t be allowed to wear them. I’m doing them a favor believe me.

no no no, vn, i’m not a hero! i’m just a man, doing man stuff, if a world desperately in need of man things.

Thank god! There’s never any men to speak for us, to really know what we want, you know?