yeah MyCoup was just pillow talk.

NRA’s financial status has finally met its moral status: BANKRUPT

All she had to do was say I appreciate and admire the culture, and want to help with my talents. There are plenty of good people like that. I went to USC, you’d be surprised how many rich white kids in Southern California were primarily raised by their Latin nannies. This one friend of mine spoke perfect Spanish,…

so many shades of Dolezal. I can have empathy for her if she did grow up with step-fathers who were latino (and their closeness was what she claims), because that would inevitably shape your sense of family/identity.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

I’m as white and WASPy as “Hilaria” Baldwin and if I knew nothing about this story, only that patient X was described as “complex” and “intimidating” even I would have immediately guessed “Black woman as described by a white man.”

I mean, my hair might look like that now (a bit messier), but I am also at home still laying in bed. I would not go out of my house looking like I do even just to get the newspaper out of the driveway, in case I run into a neighbor.

When he leaned over to her like “uh, you’re looking a little crazy right now”, I laughed for a solid minute.

This is a full-on Black Mirror episode.

I didn't realize that "buy" was spelled g-e-t.

He’s from a little town called Wyandotte and can drive across the Canadian border in thirty minutes. I’d bet good money that’s the extent of his international travel.

I want to send a bottle of the booze of their choice to every person who got on Zoom to rip these fuckers apart.

I’ll bet money that they only considered doing this because they thought no one was paying attention and they wouldn’t get any backlash for it. Idk how savvy members of the Board of Canvassers are but…

International Man of Mystery = I’ve never been anywhere and have read 2 Tom Clancy novels

I will say that she’s way better at holding her drugs and drink than Donnie Half Scoop. His eyes are so glassy nowadays you could mold them into cheap stemware.

We’re buying our thanksgiving dinner from a local restaurant this year. $50 for a family of 4 full meal.

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I have never understood the appeal for some men of displaying their genitals, whether via dick pics, video calls, public exposure, or as you describe.

Big five foot ten energy

“Barrett said that her 10-year-old son, Liam, was so upset during the questioning portion of the hearing the day before that he had to leave.“

If I were Kamala I would show up in an astronaut suit