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They may as well go back to their original name, as it is clear that casual racism is their brand.

When it costs a corporation next to nothing to do the right thing, it becomes a lot easier to do so.

I’ll enter this into evidence.

Yeah, the instantaneous witty rejoinder is a rare and beautiful thing! I still think with pleasure of one of the few times I managed one:

In elementary school, I had this terrible teacher, Mr. Long. He was a dick who clearly had anger management issues and a palpable dislike of children. Lest you think he was some holdover from the days when no one cared what went on in classrooms, he was 25. We were his second class after completing his bachelor’s and

In the early 1990s, I worked with an insufferable woman none of us could stand. At one point during the time I endured her, she walked by while I was talking to another employee.

Seventh-grade boy: “You suck the big one!”

I work in software, a very male dominated industry. I was negotiating a deal with another company and the representative said “have you ever worked in software before? It seems like you don’t know what you’re doing.” To which I responded “I see on my LinkedIn notifications that you looked at my page the past 3 days in

On a high school senior year trip to Europe, there were about 30 students with 3 teachers and one guide for the week. We were all assigned numbers so we could do a count off every time we got on the bus or were regrouping. One morning, after about 8 or 9 students had snuck out to go drinking at bars the night before, w

Not mine, but my mom’s, and it involves a hard-assed cop, so it’s timely.

Not the most original, but it was the only time I was ever sent to the principal’s office:

Exactly. This ain’t her first rodeo. It’s just the biggest ring.

I mean, it could be both.

“I will turn this store around right now if you kids don’t settle down!”

All these big, tough, right wing manly men sure are in need of a fainting couch when AOC comes along. 

And women are supposed to be the overly dramatic, irrational ones who can't control themselves....

+1 guillotine 

Saw this post title and immediately assumed my cat wrote it.

Why the fuck didn’t the police leave after they established the fact she’s a guest?  She had her key in her hand, end of fucking story.

Especially if they have pockets.