Do not fuck with the teachers. They’ve seen some shit, man. From demon hell-spawn, to helicopter parents, to incompetent administration; they are not here for your nonsense...

Hmph. Everyone wants a free dress.

“You tell me” is pretty much the closest thing to /s in the spoken word. 

Either the author isn’t fluent in Sarcasm, or they have some kind of other issue with Pompeo.

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

I’m Tom Austin and I approve of this message. 

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens

OMG, that is the coolest thing. Of course Harris would reply, he is polite :) That man is a class act.

Wow. Although Hackman and Lange are both superb actors and probably would have done the roles credit, this is definitely one of those instances where the actors who ultimately played the roles did such a spectacular job as to elevate the characters to icon status. It’s impossible to imagine anyone else stepping into…

Sistas are doing it for themselves, even when they shouldn’t have to.

Great Leader. Scared of lady reporters. Much fear.  Need diet coke.

Don't forget that time Michelle rolled her eyes at John Boehner. The Republic nearly collapsed. 

And you completely ignore the coffee-cup salute? Socialist. 

Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

Extra impressive that he could drive with some sort of horrific face void

It’s always nice when the garbage takes itself out.

In the case of the protesters, while I don’t actively hope they get sick and die, I’ll also have a hard time mustering up much sympathy if that happens.

I had a sauna...at they gym, which is now closed.

I would definitely break down in tears and “we’re not worthy!!!” her. Her Masterclass ad made me weep...

Well, she’s been able to pull herself up by her daddy’s name successfully.