Let's be honest, living in an aircraft hanger with Gwyneth Paltrow would be close quarters. 

Larry Kudlow was fired from Bear-Stearns for a cocaine addiction.  How bad must his coke habit been if an investment bank thought it was TOO MUCH?

“...several technical difficulties...”

I think it's in regards to discount shopping. 

The same thing happened to America with Rudy just after 9/11. THIS WILL PASS.

We have no idea what the actual test result was. 

“I’m fine with a woman being president as long as she’s a cisgender man.” 

Do you visit him in prison often?

Back when my neighbor and me were 16 and couldn’t buy cigarettes, I distracted the clerk at 7-11 by asking how to microwave a burrito and he stole 27 packs of cigarettes by putting em in his sweatpants (the kind with elastic bands on the ankles.) This was when they still had cigarettes on the counters at stores. He…

Yep, this wouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone with even a passing interest in blind items. Also, Franco’s attorneys are disgusting - “ attention-hungry plaintiffs”, really? Gawd, how do they sleep at night?

“Now that’s (puts on sunglasses)... how you play hardball”

Now, give the show to one of the up-and-coming women of the network.

“A lot of it has to do with how we talk to each other. Compliments on a woman’s appearance, that some men, including me, might have once incorrectly thought were okay, were never okay. Not then and certainly not today.”

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

This sounds perfect to me!

That actually sounds really, really lovely. A perfect day on your terms, focused on friends, family, your husband, and yes, money in the bank after.

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

god, can you just chill? it’s a literal freaking monarchy. 

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized.