Also, Oppenheim acts like those two things are mutually exclusive. One can uncover truth and expose wrongdoing while grinding an axe. In fact, I would say that would be the most satisfying way to grind one’s axe.

Those savannah kittens he spent $30k on are going to tear that house to shreds. 

Insider sources tell me that when she was approached by the prosecutor, she asked to speak the manager.

“What is the sound of one hand punching .... YOUR FACE”

The only actual fistfight I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life was between two Buddhist guys in a park arguing about some interpretation of Buddhist scripture. (They were known to be pretty nuts in general, though.) I’ll never forget the sound of that punch....

Men, continuing the disappointment. 

But will there be a spinoff series - based on the book, of course - called “Big House” and, inevitably “Bigger House”?

“There’s nothing crazy going on or anything...”

“I was about to push the button on a really snarky tweet. Then I saw my son, daughter, and wife and I deleted it.”

“their classmates will pester them for the four (or more) years it takes them to matriculate”

Vary staybl geneus.

Spend a lifetime bangin’ hoores and you’re gonna catch the syphilis 

On Fox News on Monday night, Michael Knowles, a conservative troll and Daily Wire podcast host, described Thunberg as a “mentally ill Swedish child” who is “being exploited by her parents and by the international left.” Then there’s John Nolte of Breitbart, who calls supporters of Thunberg “Gretards” and recently muse…

Seriously the entire city appears to hate his father with a passion how he thinks that would translate into a possible electoral victory is beyond me. In fact I want him to run just to see him get crushed.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

I can’t remember, and even if I could I don’t think you’d recognize the name. It was very era-specific. Whoever he was (I remember it was a he) was kind of a prodigy in the 80s, died very young (so no more paintings from him), and had a very messy romantic life, according to my art world friend. That’s probably why…

“Come on, we were just having a little fun,” said every privileged white male through the ages.

Not only is the tweet offensive, it doesn’t even make sense. I know no normal people - men or women - who would think having a dick in their face against their will was “harmless fun.”

I really like that lamp, too. :)