In this era of multitasking, it seems her lawyers are her personal protection detail.

If those other people’s anuses are as loose as you’re implying, they should see a doctor posthaste.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

That’s enough internet for today.

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

just RAPID FIRE IN AND OUT V V V V V V A V V - ..wha what babe why are you crying

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

I just texted the same sentiment to Mr.Beast this morning. We all should just stay home and fuck the pain away.

this just made me laugh so wonderfully hard. thank you.

Forwarding this article to my husband, whom the past two nights has tried to tell me it will take my mind off things.

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?