Oh my. I think any game you barrel on for 80 hours over two weeks or so you’d be burnt out on.

I feel like this is a joke... but maybe not.

Do you want to lend Valve your tanto so they can commit seppuku?

lolno

Umm, you realize that LoL stole many of its hero ideas from original DotA, right? Pendragon ran the DotA community forum and shut it down when he went to work on LoL, taking many hero ideas from the forum and the game with him. Sun WuKong is part of the Monkey King Bar item’s lore, which has been around a hell of a…

>Sees monkey king and grass
>didnt even read the actual simplified “patch notes” on site
>assumes dota2 grass is interactable

Wut? There is no ‘grass’ mechanic in DoTA, nor is there one planned to be added. SWK has an ability to jump from tree to tree, if thats what you are thinking of.

In her defense, his name is spelled “Chrono” in the Japanese version.

That’s it? All that and all you get is a “yay you win!” message and a text epilogue?

I don’t think you know what elitist means. A snob maybe, but I’m in no way elitist. Having standards doesn’t mean I’m elitist, it means just that, namely that I have standards.

Why would you say only? 13 hours is a good amount of time for a single player, non-rpg experience. Very exciting to read this review.

All of the sex in The Witcher is entirely optional, as in you don’t have to, you have the choice of it.

I must be the only person who hates the Witcher. I find no appeal to it. I also find it boring with the whole “I’m super gruff and have lots of sex!”. I don’t really want to play as that. That and the gameplay felt crappy to me. Maybe I’m just to use to games like Skyrim and Fallout.

Deer often walk away from getting hit by cars under their own power and then die of internal injuries in the woods later. Does anyone know where he wandered of to???

This is the stupidest thing I’ve read all day, and I’ve been mostly reading about Trump’s transition team.

It’s a disturbed man talking to himself in a free promotional comic for a video game. It’s not exactly representative of the whole medium.

Fun easter egg! It almost like those crazy old times when Valve used to make games themself.

You should pass judgement on people who pirate media. Fuck them. Fuck them in the ass. They deserve every thing they get. People work hard to make cool things, and entitled little shits think they can just get it for free.

I’ll go ahead and pass judgement on them for pirating. Losers. /thumbs down.

Eh, no sympathy here. Not gonna pass judgement on them for pirating, but if you’re going to do it at least spend the effort to do it properly.