The Romans crucify Jesus.

Jason Statham, Tina Armstrong, and Steve Martin showed up, it was crazy.

Ah, RTS. My old nemesis.

Are you looking to get people's attention over your video card?

Or you're one of those freaks with an AMD CPU and Nvidia graphics card.

To everyone else, this is what we PC gamers have. We're not a unified entity. You go Green, or you go Red.

Just a warning 7 out of 9 people who eat their foot feel pressured to eat the other foot so that they match

Well for some reason it works if I insert it directly...

Psyduck, use your- OH GOD NO!

A shark you say? Nope, can't say I've seen one. Haven't seen an octopus father either. Are you feeling alright?

Only when you need to kill it, though.

hidden the best way I know how

5-YEAR-OLD BOY DISCOVERS ONE SIMPLE TRICK FOR FREE YEAR OF X-BOX MEMBERSHIP

FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY EXPOSES BACK DOOR TO MICROSOFT

No no no. You're headline isn't Buzzfeedian enough...

I love your cropping. "I can't believe I'm how I don't read anymore."

But I guess it's OK to drop $400 on a PS4 or $500 on an XBox One to play HD remakes of Doom, a 21-year old game?