Definitely noted the texture of her side braid, but I'm personally not offended.* Plus, textured hair is dope. Also, we don't own watermelons, and she is, after all, a white girl eating a watermelon, which is not culturally charged.

She's also in a pool wearing pizza earrings, so if we're feeling exceedingly generous about giving her the benefit of the doubt, watermelon is a widely popular summer food for people regardless of ethnic background.

it needs to stop

No hate intended. Just not for me.

Yeah... I'm as feminist as the next lady, but I am pretty disgusted by my menstrual fluid. I don't even like getting any on myself — I just kinda shove a tampon up there and pretend it's not happening. I wouldn't want to get any on my S.O. either.

if I want to offend a woman I can do it without racing around opening doors all night.

Everything about these two... Bless. Also *cringe*

and I heard the cumunion is too salty.

Get down on your knees and start pleasing Jesus! (You'll feel his salvation all over your face if you do it well)

But... why don't they just have the same story but make them be married already? Then they can have all the sex they want and it will already be Godly. Except you know.... no butt stuff.

I'd go watch it, but I heard they make you constantly stand up and sit back down again during the movie.

Uhm, I think I know what a garlic shoot, daikon, and lotus root are. (insert eye roll) But could you please explain to me what you mean by "vegetable"?!?

He goes "No, I KNOW what tempura is, what's THAT?"

I agree. Doctors aren't infallible by any stretch, but this idea that their merely shit-lords out to oppress you is dangerous. What was the mortality rate before modern medicine intervened with regard to giving birth? Is that what we'd prefer?

First of all, that happens to men just as often if not more, which is (one of the reasons) why men are more likely to die younger, because they will get shamed for seeking help.

You're getting better but not good enough. C'mon! I've seen better misogyny at a junior high football game! You a sissy? You a wuss?

You're moving the goalposts, which is a sure sign of the inability to make a good argument. Two time Nobel Prize winner Marie Curie would be disappointed in you. First you just wanted me to name one major contribution a woman has ever made. Then you said that contribution wasn't big enough. Then you said that…

Children don't make contributions to the NFL, either. Should the league be fine with their players physically abusing and murdering them, too, or is it just women who are special?