Well, don't tell the Queen, but the cell phone idea is more diabolical. Enjoy your Candy Crush, worms!

Elise Andrew at I Fucking Love Science posted a response on Facebook to all the people who are accusing her of being paid by the pharmaceutical companies every time she talks about vaccinating.

Also, just gonna leave this here:

"Also, at extremely high concentrations glutamate can move through the "blood-brain barrier." Once inside the brain it can be a neurotoxin." As a professional neuroscientist, I'm gonna call bullshit on that one. Unless you are an intravenous MSG user. Then you have bigger problems to worry about than the occasional…

So using that definition I'd say there are a few big blind spots:

When my parents (both medical doctors by the way) first got married my father claimed that he was allergic to MSG and therefore they couldn't get Chinese food. This was in the middle of the "Chinese Food Syndrome" panic about MSG in the 1970s. My mother felt he was being hysterical and proceeded to cook him a dinner…

My husband recently read an interview with Grant Achatz, famous chef at Alinea, one of the world's best restaurants. The interviewer asked him what the 3 most important tools in his kitchen are. Grant's answer? Salt, pepper, and MSG. If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.

Claire Underwood?

"And don't be afraid to act more confident about your body than you actually feel. Sometimes I do that, and I find it actually boosts my self-esteem." -my life, and the only reason i have had sex in the last two years. (Drunk me thinks i'm hot. She's also a bitch. But hey, she has all the fun)

Okay, we have to find a way to have Marilyn Hagerty review a strip club.

The problem is that the game is a part of what we are. There are so many things about human interaction that don't make sense from a cold objective position, but we do them anyway. Not because we're daft or ignorant, but because we're human.

Your joke is making me laugh (50 humor points to House MissGenX). But it also serves to bring up a great point—ANYTHING can be sexualized. OMG. That's why these types of bans are so dumb. Ban leggings. Ban mini-skirts. Ban tight-jeans. My boyfriend thinks I look sexy in baggy sweats and old t-shirts. So let's ban…

I really don't have time to fight the Trek Reboot Wars for the umpteenth time, but the idea that all us old-school Trekkies hate and despise the reboot on principle has been wildly overblown. It's simply not true, not matter how times it gets repeated as gospel and hyped by the media. At best, you're talking about a…

I'm wavering between sad, disappointed, angry, and then not surprised.

Yep.

May I, oh writer if the oath, redistribute your message amongst my fellow designers and may I, if it pleases the gods of adobe, hang this oath upon our walls. Forever to remind us of the oath we didnt (but really should) swear to.

OH GOD HER CROTCH HAS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

My last boyfriend, even before he met me, carried a couple pads and tampons around in his bag for his female-bodied friends. He did this because once, a friend of his got her period at dinner in a fancy restaurant. She accidentally ruined the chair because she didn't notice it at first. She didn't have anything with…

My fiance learned this year that women do not pee out of their vaginas. facepalm

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.