Could they at least emulate Hannibal instead of Patrick Bateman? Like, if you're going to be a horrible serial killer and do awful things, can it at least be with a sense of class?
I wish I could manage a better critique than that, but Jesus Christ, I don't even want to get into that, and by the amount of…
And now, the weather.
It'll have to do. My Queen/girlfriend has been looking into releasing mind control serum into the population, and she'll be thrilled. I was more partial to developing some sort of mind altering frequency in cell phones, but relationships are give and take, you know? The things one does for love/world domination...
What, that wasn't in my Evil Villain League Monthly edition! UGH how am I going to get tickets on such short notice?
When I was in high school, and I think maybe 17, my boyfriend and I quietly slipped away from a family gathering. We got in his little car, drove around for awhile and then he informed me that there was an abandoned cul-de-sac that was just lamp posts and unfinished lots. Also, it was hidden behind a hill from the…
The "vaccine industry"? Are you serious? Like, really, I have to know. Because that is a great bit of sarcasm if you aren't serious, and you should write for The Onion.
But if you aren't... well I could make a really rationed argument, but I don't want to spend my morning frothing at the mouth with anger over how some…
Okay, the mobster guy in the first few seconds? Is it just me or does he sound like Mason Verger from Hannibal?
It's not just stress levels, it's how your expectations and needs are expressed to you significant other. Constant expectations and, yes, stress, strain a relationship that could otherwise be healthy. I've seen a lot of people fail at dating because they just couldn't let it go that their "ideal" mate was an…
Because you then go on to criticize them for having their own wants, desires, and not giving enough back to you when you hand them your heart? And what's the point of making unrealistic expectations and then losing faith when something doesn't work out the way you want? You can either do what you want or get what you…
Omg I had a roommate tell me I wasn't REALLY bisexual because I didn't find boobs or scantily clad women appealing and didn't join in talking about how hot women were on the bus. I almost punched him for it.
Apparently I'm just lying to my current girlfriend about really being attracted to her.
I'm just going to stop you right there and say that your love isn't pure if you're expecting them to give back to you in equal measure, you're going to be SORELY disappointed. I regularly shower affection on my significant others, and sometimes I get nothing in return. Sometimes, I do the same. Love is not…
As someone who wore vastly inappropriate clothing to school (pretty sure many people saw my butt), including something that I'm pretty sure was lingerie, I call BS. I was a straight A student, and I took school very seriously. When I look at pictures now, I'm a bit mortified, but I seriously doubt I caused anyone to…
Okay, this list is total crap, but the last one just makes me mad.
Hey, hey now, sociopaths are people too! Mine would never murder ME in my sleep... questionably other people, but never me.
Oh I do that too! Except I tell myself I'm like, the Queen of the universe. Or Moriarty. Really depends on the day.
Honestly, is anyone REALLY surprised? Like, I'm not suggesting it's morally a good thing, but is anyone honestly shocked? I kind of assume Google snoops through my crap, and frankly, that a lot of data is being mined and sold to companies. Considering how many companies make money compiling data, and the crap Apple…