Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.

The French Laundry? Kawakami got taken to the cleaners.

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

Odor...Odor Odor ODORRR!

Mike Matheny: Kid, if you’re not gonna hustle, you can hit the bench.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

I mean, I get it. Liberte Chan strutting around in a cocktail dress is the last thing you want to see after a night of adulterated cocaine and staring down a half-written screenplay.