Yeah, this was “available” in my 2018 Silverado and I vaguely remember promotional emails about it. But for all the reasons already listed, leading with “really stupid idea” I never used it or wanted to. The “logic” behind this concept escapes comprehension. Order gas while I’m driving! Yeah, doing that. NOT.

Bradley is not good at metaphors or analogies, in case you haven’t noticed.

Looks damn good, but you just know it’s been hooned nonstop . . . that’s the whole point of owning one of these.

“. . . valve adjustments lying in the gutter . . .”

“Cash buyers” are not a favorite customer for most dealers. They WANT you to finance because they get a cut of the deal, whether the loan is from the bank or inhouse financial arm.

“. . . and crazy markups.” Haven’t priced a Tesla lately, have you?

Yeah, I’d write a check for this one, if it checked out. I’ve always liked the look of these and have had other Mazdas, so I know their quality.

IF I wanted one, and could ignore that nest-of-snakes underhood photo of the wiring, I’d consider it. Maybe a little overpriced, but not insane.

You gotta be fucking kidding me! I looked at the headline and the crazy price and straight to No Dice. I’ve owned Fords with diesels. Never again.

Ditto on the hearse, but I’m pretty sure they can slide a couple of us into that giant ass-end on the day we sign off.

Only used for short trips to the cemetery for real. And what a way to go! If you have to go . . .

Creative pricing at it’s finest!

One more reason on top of hundreds, why we will NEVER buy a Tesla. And we’re their fucking target market. Go screw yourself Elon with a rusty pitchfork.

I wondered about that. Your explanation makes sense.

No Dice! We drove one of our BMWs to 207K with regular dealer servicing and it was fine when we sold it (needed a bigger backseat for grandkids . . .) and ours was a 2007 model. So I can say the mileage on this one is way too high for the asking price. No dealer or any private party is going to fork over that much…

First impulse after seeing the first photo was an immediate scoot over to the No Dice button to click it repeatedly. But then was curious why this SGP (some guy’s project) got to where it is, so I read the text.

Then buy it and park it outside your house. Your neighbors will certainly appreciate your “artwork.”

Dancing Jebbus On A Cracker, no fucking way! One second to look at the first picture and immediately to NO Dice.

I’ve wanted a modern El Camino for decades, and I’m not the only one. Lots of design concepts out there from different companies, but nobody seems to be putting much effort into it.

What’s wrong with gas station sushi? Other than the laxative effect . . .