LIKE, but not for almost $20,000 and that much mileage and age. Zero dice.

Jeebus! What kind of drugs is the seller on? No way this is worth more than (maybe) HALF the asking price.

Too many questions, too many red flags. Plus gotta tow it home.

Booorrrring! Yawn-inducing anonymous DD for $6200. I think I’ll pass. No Dice.

Good luck finding a way to secure your custom furniture on the way to deliveries . . .

I so enjoy the prospect of buying a car or motorcycle “customized” by people who’s entire sense of taste is located in their mouth. Ditto people who have a pig as a pet. This would look great next to my residence in the trailer park . . .

I have the Helite vest, which uses a tethered trigger to activate the airbag in point-two seconds (.02) if the bike and I go our separate ways. It’s also reusable and the cartridges to inflate it are readily available.

Just. TOO. MUCH!

Nice Price if you want to get into the “joys” of collecting 90s American iron. Good condition and rare.

THIS is the car I’d buy and person I’d buy it from. One-owner, no boy-racer bullshit, all the service records and babied by the dealer (for the appropriate fees). Nice Price!

IF you want a restored and upgraded pickup from that era, it’s a Nice Price because it’s doubtful you could build your own for less.

EASY Nice Price! Don’t need or want, but for pocket change, I’d consider buying it just as an errand-runner. Surprisingly good shape for its age (like me!) and while not especially fun to drive, at least nobody else will have one.

One word: FUGLY!

ABSOLFUCKINGLUTELY Nice Price! Hell, I’d send the seller a Paypal wad of cash right now if it was closer. Perfect RV tow-behind, plus it looks good!

A first-year bike from a company with essentially ZERO experience with ADV off-road bikes. And with dealers who may be very damn reluctant to have even one on the showroom floor . . . as we have seen happen many times before (V-Rod, Buell and a bunch of ecteras).

JUST. TOO. MUCH. I have a fond spot somewhere on my anatomy for Opels, as a friend and I cruised quite a bit in a similar vintage sporty model (too lazy to do a search). Fun little cars. If this had a stick, a tentative maybe . . . but probably not. He’s asking too much for a rare off-brand that 99% of people won’t…

There’s so much wrong with this stupid idea that it’s hard to know where to begin. First, WHY? Second, we’re drowning in plastic waste and you’re  creating more (again, WHY?). There are plenty of better alternatives.

Whatcha mean “not yet in dealer showrooms”? A neighbor has had one for several months and definitely doesn’t work for Ford.

That they’re shit bikes and Europe’s riders are very savvy and generally better, smarter riders than in ‘Murica. And yeah, I’m a world-traveler and lifelong biker. Not a HD made that I’d consider owning.

They now have these things called “car washes” . . .