Ah yes, using a tried and true method I often employ when playing racing games:

Of course, everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want to their cars. Of course. Of Course.
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But maybeeee if you totally fucking ruin it you shouldn't try to sell it for $15,000

Coffee Table.

While I'm not a huge fan of the city in general, New York has some pretty great public transit, thanks to the subway system.

Since no one has said it... NYC. The public transit deals with over 9 million daily riders, 24/7/365. Not only does it have options for NYC proper, but it also goes further out into Connecticut, Long Island, Westchester, New jersey, etc.

Anyone remember when NHL games had the "glowing puck"? This was a poor attempt to get more fans interested in hockey, and the NHL thought the people who didn't watch hockey were just too stupid to watch a puck fly across the ice. The sparking cars, just to get more mush heads to watch F1, is a glowing puck.

He could do it in a heart beat, but then F1 would crash.

DART SRT!

What, you do not like ze mint? It is only wafer thin?

Looks a lot like a panamera, right?

Come on, he didn't have a second beer in there?

Why does everyone think IPA style beers are the nectar of the gods? IPA's suck.

- Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary. That dude isn't even REAL.

Aw, you got me. This is all part of our big gay agenda to build a gay Jalopnik space station in geosynchronous orbit around earth that will house the largest, most powerful Gaydar Emitter ever conceived by (gay) mankind.

Stalling at the lights. It can happen to anyone. Even if the recovery is quick, it's still pretty embarrassing.

This was the first thing that i thought when i saw this

NOOOOOOOOO

Are you aware that you have both made and ruined H. Jon Benjamin's voice acting career? I can't watch Bob's Burgers without expecting an obligatory "Wwooooo!!!!" or "LAAANNNAAAA!!!!".