“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

The cunning Camaro uses its camouflage to sneak up on its wounded prey

Here’s a tip: If you don’t know about a subject, educate yourself before writing a blog post about it. Cherry picking one race from 4 years ago to make your point doesn’t exactly make your point. Look at the last 10 years and the average non-finishing car count is about 6 with about half that due to contact. Texas is…

Bean Dad blew it. It was a teaching opportunity and not in his way of “learning problem solving is good” way.

He should have just complied.

Cars don’t have to be anywhere near perfect, they just have to have their essential safety features functioning and not be in danger of folding in half due to structural failure.

HELP ME TOM CRUISE!

Talladega Nights somehow became the F1 weekend classic between me and my pals when we show up to races together. A bottle of shitty wine, cheap Indian food, and Talladega Nights. It's a no-fail recipe for a hell of a good time.

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

You should see all the faces when I wear this shirt in public (I live in Montana).

I forget, how long did Colin Kaepernick have to wait before he got his NFL job back?

To quote SpaceX’s Kate Tice: “Maybe we shouldn’t announce our splashdown location next time.”

My favorite guitar tutor is Marty Music. I’m not affiliated with him — but, I’ve been learning from his free lessons for so long, the least I can do is recommend him!

My favorite guitar tutor is Marty Music. I’m not affiliated with him — but, I’ve been learning from his free lessons…

Check out guitar365.com.  Carl is an awesome teacher and has hundreds of songs broken down.  There’s a ton of free stuff there.  I also like Sped Spedding, he’s good and funny.

Check out guitar365.com.  Carl is an awesome teacher and has hundreds of songs broken down.  There’s a ton of free…

Water’s colder than a well drillers ass up dere nort of da Yoopers, hey. 

Mazda’s powertrain folks are also pushing cutting edge. I would just take all of Mazda’s engineering/product development and stick them in the Hyundai/Kia umbrella. Use that boring car profit and Mazda tech to make even better Veloster N’s, Stingers, and G70's and maybe even a new RX car.

Absolut(ly)

I’m trying it with beer. I’ll let you know how it goes maybe if I remember.

Just the last two weeks?  How about the last three years?