This the video I always use as proof of him being Arthur Dent.

Tossed by an Ángel

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Pluto is great! Two of my favorite channels just run MST3K and Rifftrax! Turn it on and just jump on into zany, sarcastic, funland.

Alan Davies could have told you that

The KKK took my country away

Even though I’m not a Celtics fan, it drives me nuts that people still bitch about how Ainge is so awful for trading IT after “all he did for the team” even though the last 2 seasons have shown it was absolutely the right move.

Unless you want to count the dribble right at the beginning of the video. Then there’s a dribble and two bounces.

But this truly is the discourse in 2019, ain’t it?

Who’s got time to read something this long?

Roman Moroni must be spinning in his grave...

And Lincoln be like “What the fuck is that pile of garbage? And what’s with that crappy looking food?”

“We are getting crushed!” Mr. Trump told his acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, after watching some recent coverage of the shutdown, according to one person familiar with the conversation. “Why can’t we get a deal?”

“I fully support Snow knockers.”

And Sy Sperling.