Have a Cigar.

It’s like announcing your wife is pregnant at a wedding and saying “look man the DJ isn’t playing the song for OUR first dance”

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

“...one for my lovely parents.”

Boooo

“former CFL player Jordan Reaves attempted to entertain attendees by dunking a basketball over Ismail Zaid.”

That was not bad atoll.

These always come off as goofy to me instead of bad ass.

Funny. I see Rob Lowe, not Downey Jr.

I thought it was explained that The Siege perilous, which most of the X-Men went through, ended up erasing that.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

I maintain there’s a shocking drop of quality even once you get past the first five songs on the first album! (But yeah, definitely.)

I do. Partially at least. Because I have shit for internet (literally 1Mb/s at best, and it’s extremely inconsistent) I can’t deal with any sync options checking and uploading file changes all the time. If I even access Drive from home I generally update it using the web tools but I generally use it as cloud storage.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Loki: “Nobody knew that ruling Asgard could be so complicated.”

I love learning about history, because (eg) even to the Akkadians and Sumerians there were ancient mysteries beyond their knowledge. The idea of history becoming legend and legend becoming myth really appeals to my sense of mystery and history.

It was a pretty solid adaptation of the book.

Maybe he was just a big Lindor fan?

It’s called “conspiracy to commit”. You have two individuals Trump Jr. and Goldstone that have agreed to commit a crime. And your analogy is inaccurate as this crime isn’t victimless, but rather weaponless. Hillary was the potential victim (your wife in your analogy).