Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

I don't even think it was all that vague through the whole movie. I thought it was pretty much setlled he's the real deal when his picture turned up in a WWI history book and also happened to have a bullet in his leg from that war. I guess some people really need things spelled out for them.

The guy that I assume is Joe Miller, to me, looks about 25 years too young.

I had a friend that had the Flag growing up (only child) but I never got to see/play with it.

wait, you recorded a widescreen television in portrait mode?

You'd think a Cowboys loss like this would shake up an otherwise normal Sunday night in Texas.

We'll get that in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

I have a feeling - actually, it's more than a feeling... that this will not work out.

ugh. bAAAAAAAAAd! not even fun bad. just bad. unwatchably bad.

Personally I found it very meh, my wife likened it to the B series of the 90s (the type of thing Bruce Campbell used to star in) but I just couldn't get behind a very bland tone despite one or two good jokes here and there.

Superman and/or Batman. I like the characters, and honestly can only speak to the movies/tv series having only read a few of the comic books, but it is essentially the same story told over and over and over and over again for each generation.

The fact you do not have Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) invalidates this list in its entirety.

Once again, my apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin. Cheating Death, thanks to Prescott Pharmaceuticals Formula 401 series Colbert Manseed, should move up. You also neglected rarely used, but very loved segment "That's the Craziest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard" and its cousin Batshit Serious.

Cheating Death is my favorite. Even though I know they are coming, the side effects always make me laugh. If monkey on the lam had lasted longer that would have to be higher.

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Since when was the new Robocop considered "Surprisingly Good"? I watched it at home and all I got out of it was the insperation to get up and clean my house instead of watching the movie. I got the same sensation out of Transformers 2 and The Amazing Spider-Man.

My wife just left, with my three children (ages 8, 7, and 3) to spend a 5-day weekend with her sister. She even took the dog. I'm probably going to call in sick tomorrow, and do nothing but masturbate and sleep and masturbate and eat and sleep and masturbate and masturbate and I'm SO FUCKING…

Male heroes are depicted as male fantasies. Female heroes are depicted as male fantasies. See the problem now?

tobey maguire was funny enough. But the scrawny Emo brit was an absolute douche, with a terrible ny accent

Around 1.2 million people die every year in automobile accidents. 2/3 of which are clear cases of human error.