I don't know what's going on, but yesss. Little Bear and Emily's relationship made me question the laws of cartoon love, and whether or not mumps could be sexually transmitted.

Achilles. Because why not, right? Then I was born and everyone was like, "That's a human being! We can't do that!" and then they...made my name up. Honestly, I suspect Achilles would've been a better person than me. Sorry, Ace.

I assumed the ballistic fingerprinting would be useful for prosecution. The gun would be useful to alert the next closest city along that highway. Basically just the sloppiest way to hide a weapon. ;)

What about biodegradable bullets that actually work? My biodegradable trash bags dissolve when the humidity is too high.

I mean, it's a bank robbery in daylight; it's pretty much just a matter of catching them. If they evade police somehow, the gun is a pretty good indication of where they're going. There aren't that many highways (and like, 5 interstates) in that climate, and guns aren't normally found on the side of the road. I think…

Haha my most genius moments are also my snarkiest. I think we can reasonably conclude here that it does, in fact, pay to be a smartass.

Is this because I'm smug enough to think I could enact a bank robbery better than those two? Yes, throwing a nonbiodegradable firearm onto the side of a highway is certainly an environmental concern, but it won't be after the police find it and figure out which other desert state they're absconding to. I mean, it's…

Who throws the gun on the side of the road during the getaway? That's just irresponsible.

For real, I've got time to kill sitting in traffic.

The Sybian moped is your Frankenstein monster and yours alone (I hope...?). I'm just here for the ride. Seriously, driving in Atlanta is the worst and it would really help take the edge off. You should patent automotive masturbation tools. I wonder if a doctor would write me a prescription...

I'm pretty sure it was authored by Scott Bergthold, a religious right-wing attorney who has made it his mission to eradicate adult entertainment in the United States. It's his thing, and he goes to different cities as a legal consultant (I guess?) arguing that 'adult' businesses (both entertainment and retail) should…

It is out of place. A lot of Sandy Springs is like that though. Roswell Road has some diverse offerings.

Sadly, no. It's a neurological disorder that affects the body in sleep-related ways, so the genetic and biological causes are difficult to understand and address. It is thought that a reduced amount of hypocretin/orexin in narcoleptic brains is responsible for the inability to regulate sleep-wake cycles, so there is…

Yeah, there are a few stores in Sandy Springs, and it's not like they're subtle about it. I would say there are more than in some neighborhoods of Atlanta, but my midtown vet is next door to a sex shop, so I think that wins for convenience alone. I could window shop from the parking lot, the display dildos were so…

Here's the ordinance, it's a short read: Sandy Spring Ordinance § 38-120 aka Everything is Obscene

I think it was enacted in 2009 :/

But, but...there's an Inserection across from the Sandy Springs police station!

I mastered sleeping in the shower, you'll be fine! Just sit on the other side with your back to the water, rest your forehead on the wall, and zzZZz under the warm, soothing water. I would fall asleep while waiting for the water to heat up, fall asleep in the shower, fall asleep 'waiting to dry' after the shower, fall…

For us. It's for us.

I know! But this is the third set of children! I've watched all of these wonderful babies grow up into Harry Potter-indifferent children and it is KILLING me. I offered to let a kid stay up an hour past his bedtime if I could read Harry Potter to him. And he went to sleep instead!! He was the one who was trying to…