I dunno, I asked an 11 year old (whom I've been babysitting since he was a tiny tot) if he liked Harry Potter yet, and he responded, "Yeah, it's okay...it's kind of old though, you know? It's not really interesting any more." And then there I was, faced with the realization that I am speeding toward death and…

Something similar happened to me. I heard gunshots in my neighborhood, and when I looked out the window, I saw a person moving frantically. Their face was well-lit and everything, and they drove off quickly, leaving behind a person laying on the ground (I had watched him basically dump the body in the parking lot). I…

Animagus spy.

Exactly. It's the difference between a phone call and that goddamn blue french horn and IT'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE.

The leaving in the middle of the wedding reception bothered me so much. I fucking hate Ted. "I don't want to tell everyone about Chicago because I don't want to distract from the wedding!" Tells everyone in the most dramatic ways possible during the wedding weekend, and then leaves in the middle of the reception. "I…

Seriously, we have three strike laws for a reason, right?! Life sentence.

Yeah and they have TED for a dad. Who, when they asked for a heartwarming story about their dead mom, told them about all the women he dated and how he loves Robin. Is he selfless enough to even care for other human beings?

Ugh, I'm not even an HIMYM fan. At some point I just stopped actively disliking it and watched it all on Netflix...I got excited about the finale because the mother was great and I was hoping the "Ted has Alzheimer's" theory would pan out because that is brilliant. They straight up murdered that story though. I can't…

I'm upset that they spent almost a decade of Ted Mosby-whining, building up to this ostensibly spectacular woman AND THEN THEY KILL HER. And this whole story isn't about the mother. It's just more of Ted "every other character is ancillary to my life, including you" bullshit, and I guess yeah he deserves Robin then. I…

Yeah, she's like mildly upset to see her ex-husband hitting on women, but she's in tears over Ted with "the beautiful mother of his baby." That was such shit. So much shit. Robin doesn't care about his life at all. Sure, Ted has been desperate for that kind of love for years, and now he is happy with his family, but…

Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had to click the post to see all of the replies? I'm used to there being at least an indication or a "view replies" option. Whatever, I got Kinja'd. (or whatever this iteration is called). Anyway.

IS THERE A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO TALK ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT.

Drinking Buddies was so objectively good. The script was well written, and all of the characters and relationships were portrayed really well. And I hated it. I just did not want that much realism.

Yes! Mine ended up never attaching to the bone, so after all the chain business they had to go back in and remove the tooth. RIP canine tooth :(

Haha one of my canines turned up in my palate...

Haha, now that I think of it, she probably authored the list herself...(it's her secret burn list and includes everyone on earth except Jane).

Oohh what else is impertinent? Tell me more, damnit! Thank you in advanceeee!!!!!

Don't worry, I wasn't judging you or your vocabulary. You did copy the antonym from the dictionary though.

;) welcome. I guess it would have been simpler to point out Lindsay is openly bisexual, but then how will you learn your words?!

Jesus, if you're already going to the trouble of making a fake Lindsay Lohan fuck list maybe try not being so heteronormative about it.