“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the…

That’s my uniform, and I’m a helpdesk drone. Yay for Easy Spirit! I can still look cute without killing my knees or ankles.

Ditto here. So grateful that literally nobody cares what a librarian wears.

You win the day for this comment, bless you and bless Mr. Bachmann for just not quite being able to pray all his gay away.

The next day it will be announced that new leadership for the library system will use low cut top to lure in people to check out books.

Oh god. If you only could see some of the librarians I’ve worked with, that fantasy would disappear faster than Marcus Bachmann’s erection on his wedding night.

And now I am imagining a library run like a movie police precinct.

Ironically, it’s those things that make up the classic “sexy librarian” fantasy. You just can’t win!

I thought that WAS the librarian uniform.

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.

I manage a branch library, and I can wear jeans! yay for comfortable clothes!

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

I don't think any of us can say that porn didn't make this situation worse. If that is her truth I am not here to take it from her.

My ex husband used to do the same to me, he forced me to watch porn and do the same things we watched, sometimes he used to force me to have sex 5 or six times per day, I felt like a sex slave. If I was sick or sored I needed to apologize to him and compensate him the next day. And I never told this to anyone but I…

Yes, that’s totally what I was thinking! I actually misunderstood and thought that Bill had bought the balloon for Charlotte, which made it a hundred times funnier when Chelsea said that people buy gifts for others that they would like for themselves.

Being told to grow up by Courtney Love is a bit like being told you’re too racist by David Duke. It’s epic.

10/10 would watch

It is my business — AND the governments business.

How do you spell unpaid intern?