You know Joe never takes his glasses off. He just lets them fog up.

I LOVE their dry shampoo (it’s the only one that has worked for me). Don’t make me get the hairspray too...

I LOVE their dry shampoo (it’s the only one that has worked for me). Don’t make me get the hairspray too...

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks pretty on your dressing table :)

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks…

But at $2000 per night, who’s going to tell the guests to stop? People with money are often accustomed to doing what they want, no matter what the rules are.

Yes.

“Love the male gator, but his wife is such a bore when she drinks.”

‘Nuisance’ alligator sounds so folksy, like the alligator borrowed your lawn mower and didn’t return it, not like the kind that would kill your two year old.

If anyone who watches the video for “Freedom ‘90" doesn’t agree, they aren’t alive :)

Bring it on, bitches

It’s striking just how flat Kendall’s eyes are in photo shoots. Sure she’s got a great look, but it’s all on the surface: there’s nothing going on behind that flat expression. And even though she’s the flavour of the moment, that’s hardly “supermodel” status.

#teamLinda

Shut up Kendal. The only reason you’re a “model” is because you’re related to the Kardashians. Just bask in your luck and stop whining about perceived slights.

i need to share a small victory and this seems like the place to do it. i am 32 year old working lady with a toddler. a few months ago, i turned down an offer which would have been a step up and a raise, because it demanded a lot of hours beyond regular office, and i just couldn’t sacrifice that time with my child. at…

I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

Yeah...I’d always felt sorry for him as it seemed like he’d been seriously warped by abuse (not that it excuses him), and I always assumed he was like a kid who didn’t know how to handle his impulses and should have been in a mental institution where he couldn’t hurt anyone. This...this is something else.

“Perverted positions” might not meet the legal definition of child pornography. It has to be “sexually suggestive,” and while “perverted” could mean that, it also could also mean imagery that’s unhealthy or depraved but not entirely sexual. I guess, anyway? Obviously he was a serious sicko.

Oh, my stars! I thought Michael Jackson was just a misunderstood, asexual, childlike genius! 🙄

Oh my God. You know a story is bad when Courtney Sotdden’s gross pedo husband isn’t the worst person featured in a DirtBag.

Lady Mormont is the baddest little bitch and I love her.