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hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

He shouldn’t feel badly. I kept calling the IT guy “Jonathan” and kept telling people Jonathan is great at fixing stuff with short notice.

Amada is Mendes’s grandmother’s name. Knowing that makes the recycled name make more sense IMO.

Holy Gander. I just this second realized his last name is Baby Geese.

Their newborn’s name is actually their first-born daughter Esmeralda Amada Gosling’s middle name.

This is really, reeeeally funny.

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

I, too, found the individual moments hilarious, and I wondered the same thing. I wonder if the Cruzs have entertained the possibility or if this whole debacle of delusion is proof that they either: a) don’t care about things that are not in-line with professional ambitions and/or b) don’t ‘believe in’ physiological

I worry about her a lot. A kid doesn’t run away from her father like that for no reason. Once, okay, she’s grumpy. But twice....That is a bad sign.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a criticism or not. It’s about privacy rights of a minor and a lack of consent.

Maybe it’s because I have the daughter the same age and am feeling protective, but I thought the general rule in politics was to leave the kids out of it (yes, I know people have not always respected this rule with Sasha and Malia, either). Caroline is obviously not into the experience and you can tell it’s very

Gotta feel bad for her. I could only imagine what it was like to be a daughter to a man who has such obvious disdain for women before. Now add the bitter defeat to of losing a promotion to an international clown to it. I see many weeknights with Teddy pounding domestic brews wearing a wifebeater and gym shorts in his

That poor family is just a farce. Heidi is doing her best but you know she is dying on the inside. She just wants to go back to her 80 hour work week at GS with live-in nannies and only having to be near Ted one full day per week. Caroline wants to be A KID and preferably one as far away from Ted as possible.

There are a couple of these that made my inner child’s stomach lurch in sympathy. I spent a good part of my childhood as a “display kid”, trotted out when my narcissistic pastor father wanted to make a good impression. I feel your pain, Caroline. You’re welcome to come hang out with me and my kids any time. No hugs

I’m sure in the one photo her mother is telling her, “Smile, goshdarnit, or there’ll be trouble when we get back to the hotel.”

Her burdened, forlorn “are you fucking kidding me” face evokes what we’re all feeling, but she’s just a kid thrust into an unimaginably awkward situation. I think the world owes it to her to leave her alone now.

Ok, we all know this little girl probably just has a serious face combined with understandably not wanting to be tired, hungry, and surrounded by strangers shoving cameras in her face. But, man do these two little girls and their mom make a sad photo op. The way they both hold on to Heidi’s hands so tightly, like they

that’s an extremely unhappy little girl

this is entirely shitty to Caroline