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stinky baby feet. That is all.

There were identical twin brothers who went to my son's preschool. He said to me once, "I wanna play wif Maffew." I said, you mean William and Mathew? He pointed to them and said, "Maffew." In his mind they were either one kid named Maffew, two kids both named Maffew, or the pair of them together was simply

That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

Diddy did it first:

Rite of passage. My daughter's play date turned her long hair into a power mullet (then they shoved all the hair into their shoes so I wouldn't notice when I picked her up - ha).

When your 3- 4 year old starts cutting his/her hair with the clippers you irresponsibly left on, you take it away. You don't goad your child into wielding the hair clipper more efficiently at his head. I really don't understand the "adults" who just watched this go down. Maybe they were stoned?

The U.S. has always refused to recognize the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court - if you didn't know before, now you know why.

Responsibly rehoming a pet is a difficult decision that sometimes even caring owners have to make. Having to choose between your wife and unborn child's health during a high risk pregnancy, and your kitty?

Yeah, toxoplasmosis is a real thing and can be very damaging to the fetus and the mother. Soooooo. Educate yourself before blathering on.

Cat shit can be extremely dangerous to both pregnant women and newborn babies. So stop being a twit. Seriously.

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.

You keep nerding!

Oh definitely. There's some serious projection going on there.

he strikes me as someone trying to pray away his own gay

Let me fix your last sentence for you.

Is that the actual poster? Wow.

Isn't using a candy cane as a weapon kind of hypocritical? Shouldn't he have found a nativity scene and stolen a shepherd's staff?

How could one man raise such different children.

"Had 'Saving Christmas' run any longer, Cameron would no doubt have found a way to find the divinity in Frosty, Rudolph, the Grinch, peppermint bark, the Elf on the Shelf, frosted cranberry hand soap and Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo."