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Nina, I just want to say that “fucky” is my favorite new word - thank you and I can’t wait to try it out!

My 8 year old is begging to see it - I will not be going to see it in the theater (I suffered enough at the Spongebob movie) but I would possibly let him watch it on a Saturday morning when he’s up at 6 and I want to sleep in.

Eh, my experience with StitchFix was extremely lackluster. They did send me one outfit (blouse and skinny pants) that I liked and bought the first month, but everything after that was terrible. Even the blouse & pants I don't wear that much, because they're 100% polyester & I live somewhere humid (ew). I did a

I can relate. I got a wedding-look makeover at the Bobbi Brown counter at the Bloomingdales in Manhattan, and it was the worst makeup ever - I literally looked like a clown, with crazy bright lipstick all outside my natural lipline. While I walked the 13 blocks home, people were staring at my like I was a crazy lady

In a lot of countries where food was scarce not long ago, it's considered better to be slightly plump. When I was an entirely normally thin child, my immigrant parents tried to get my doctors to put me on appetite stimulants, because they hated the fact that the bones in my wrists were visible. So, "you're fatter than

Right! My husband was in Beijing for work, and he went to the silk market to buy me a robe as a souvenir. He didn't know what size to get, because everything looked so small (I'm 5'9" and slender, but most of the clothing they had was made for women of shorter stature). He asked the clerk for help with the size, and

I second the recommendation for Urban Decay Perversion. I buy almost everything prestige brand EXCEPT mascara - I like CoverGirl usually. But, I got a sample of Perversion, and it's amazing. I've actually gone out and purchased it, and I never buy expensive mascaras, because I replace them every 8 weeks. There is a

I second the recommendation for Urban Decay Perversion. I buy almost everything prestige brand EXCEPT mascara - I

Yes - the Bathing stuff always smelled like apricots to me it was so delicious.

Yes - the Bathing stuff always smelled like apricots to me it was so delicious.

If you like olive shades check out MAC eyeshadow in Sumptuous Olive. But, my absolute favorite olivey green shadow of all time is "Honeymoon" from Too Faced's Romantic Eye Palette. Usually I wouldn't suggest buying a whole palette for one shade, but here I do because all of the shades in this palette are great. It has

I agree - other MAC shadows that are purplish-neutrals are Satin Taupe for every day (very slightly purple with my brown eyes) or Sketch for evening (burgundy plummish brown).

Shrayber, I am seriously questioning your taste, and I am normally a big fan of yours. I can't believe that anyone would pervert a great NIN song with this pop garbage, but even my children, who like Jepsen, know this is shit.

This is true - with 2 kids, I did a "lob" once, but it's so much easier to style my long hair by just putting up in a ponytail or chignon. I actually wear it up so much that when I would wear it down for a date night or something, it would freak out my littler guy because he thought my hair just "came" in a ponytail -

As much as I hate those things, that would actually be a great idea for wearing them.

The horrid knee socks are just a sign to others that you're in the crossfit cult. They are horribly unflattering on most people.

Sorry I don't know why that pic came out so big

What? No. I think he's attractive - not so much it that picture - but this Details cover is a good shot:

OK now I feel really bad because I am 38 but I am feeling the lust.

The reason my eyes look like this is because this cake is made of pure cocaine.

My husband decided to setup an aquarium with cichlids (predatory fish that eat other fish). He got an enormous tank, and two baby cichlids of different breeds - the idea was that they would each take over one side of the tank, and live in their separate "territories." However, the sweet little tiger oscar cichlid, who

My husband is supremely annoying in this regard, in that he's a picky eater who won't admit it. He makes broad statements, like I hate all fruit, strawberries, peaches, shrimp, raisins, steak, etc. (the list goes on and on, but he claims that he's not picky). For several years, I would make something I love like