Seriously, my little boys have pulled that argument on me, but their excuse is that they're 8 & 4. I told them that if they sat down to pee like I do no one would have to clean it up. The 4 year old took me seriously and thinks it's fun to pee sitting now. Unfortunately, since the problem continues, I came to realize…

That's obviously Jason Schwartzman.

Thanks for posting this - maybe because I am an old, but none of the new ads are sexier than the originals with Marky Mark and Kate Moss. I'm not even particularly attracted to either of them as individuals, but those ads were amazing. Bieber is such a douchey little baby.

I can't concur enough. I am the daughter of a mother with borderline personality disorder, and she's spent the past 45 years abusing my dad (and us kids while we still lived at home). I always felt bad for him, until I had my first child - then I realized that he was equally at fault for staying with someone like…

Ah, you must be a fellow Eastern European - "Life is not something to be enjoyed, it's something to be endured."

Seriously, WTF? That has to be a photoshop error.

I loved this book, can't wait for the movie - hurry up Hollywood people!

Just wanted to share an anecdote: yesterday we took my 8 year old & some of his friends out to celebrate his birthday. Over lunch, I overheard one of son's buddies ask him, "So, have you read any Judy Blume books?" I can't explain how happy that made me - especially since it was an exchange between two little boys!

I desperately want to find this & give it to my husband as a Christmas gift.

OK, now I can admit that maybe that was the best part of the video for me.

"Side-eye was first invented by Sophia Loren in 1957. "

That's the recipe that I use! It's amazing, but making the mushroom gravy part is a little labor intensive. Sticking the whole cast-iron pan in the oven to finish it really makes it.

SirPaws is obviously someone who's never seen a vulva of any kind, if he thinks it would look the same after FGM.

I have two little boys who have always been angelic in restaurants since around the age of two. I attribute this to a few different things: 1) My parents are immigrants from Europe, so from my earliest memory, every weekend involved a 3-hour long sit-down dinner with guests, and no misbehavior was tolerated at all. I…

Ha! We had that problem with lingering family too! My in-laws tagged along with us touring the island the whole day after the wedding (first day of honeymoon!). I was so annoyed, but my husband felt bad for them since they never leave their tiny rural town, and literally "don't know how to travel and are afraid of new…

Wait, are you me? We had almost the same wedding in Bermuda, and also married 8 years :)

I saw Jane Goodall give a private speech at the law firm I used to work at, and I got to meet her personally, and she signed one of her books for me. I was pregnant with my first son at the time, and the book was a children's book called "Dr. White" that became one of his favorites. This really has nothing to do with…

Since I unfortunately spent a very brief time living in Florida, I had accurately guessed that the woman's name would be Crystal (though I did think it would be spelled with a K). Metheny was an amusing surprise!

I know I'm going off topic here, but as the parent to 7 & 4 year olds, it is a fact that by far the scariest and most disturbing book I've ever read to my children is a books of bible stories simplified for children. I chose to buy this book because we are agnostic, but I wanted my kids to be familiar with bible…

I just want to say that imagining my kids as babies licking my armpits for milk is hilarious. Thank you for bringing a genuine giggle to my day :)