But it’s funny because you’re literally grabbing the clothes off a lady. Get it? HAHAHA so clever, we are all so utterly screwed I want off this ride, please.

I suspect these secret emails contain conclusive proof that he is, in fact, a vampire. The makeup on Mike’s face cannot conceal that this is not a normal color for a living human hand:

It would be a nice way to get the ball rolling right before the Trump University case. The Trump University lawsuit will pave the way into charges against Pam Bondi. This in turn leads to further scrutiny of the Trump Foundation. We also have Chris Christie’s impending trial to further erode support.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

Say what you will, his dismantling of the Constitution will be quick and efficient. He managed to attack freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, and freedom of the press all inside of 140 characters.

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

I’m reassuring them that in Canada they are safe, period.

Several of my teacher friends are reporting that their U.S. citizen kids with non-citizen parents are terrified that their parents will be deported. Classes are being disrupted to the point that the guidance offices have started bringing in the grief counselors they keep on call, because they can’t handle the sheer…

As my great-grandfather once said when they tried to recruit him in Georgia: Only cowards hide behind sheets.

Okay, maybe I am just super cynical right now, but seeing how the evening turned out, I just don’t believe someone that could be branded as a socialist Jewish person by the opposition was going to carry the midwest states and rural areas Hillary couldn’t (and I’m saying that as a Jewish person). Edited: maybe he…

I love how people believe in the insane idea that Bernie could have beaten Trump with a platform of raising taxes on everyone to pay for what most people in America would call handouts, especially for minorities and young people. LOL to infinity.

This is so so true. It’s so annoying when people try to explain it by saying “these voters felt left behind by the economy.” I live in Kentucky. Most Trump supporters I know are relatively well off (it is true, in my experience, that many do not have college degrees, but work trade or own businesses) and white. It’s…

Maybe if she’d spent more time on the company and less promoting herself. You know, like a real boss would.

As an aside, i’m really not feeling the super high bangs thing. It always looks like someone accidentally kept trying to get their bangs too even and couldn’t stop cutting them.

Speaking as a former employee, I’m pretty sure that the vendor means that the company is issuing no checks/payments for 30-45 days. Most vendors that work with NG are on net30 terms, which means that the payment is due 30 days after receipt of product. But in this payment freeze situation, if the vendor’s payment…

I teach middle school. One of my students, who is gay, absolutely melted down today. We were there to help him out, but: still.

Jesus Christ. What have we done?

To be fair, pretty sure voter suppression was at play.