I keep writing and deleting a reply to you. I guess what I’m trying to pass on is:

Agreed. You let me open carry into the Visitors Gallery of the Senate or on a White House tour first.

“If schools are mandated to be gun free zones, violence and danger are given an open invitation to enter. Almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

Support for Trump amongst white evangelical women has dropped 13 percent. 60 percent of them are still on board, however.

Non-male humanoids with evil vaginas!

Black or charcoal suits for men...females should wear yellow, gold, magenta, cyan, but avoid red, blue or purple.”

Hey there Dr. Moreau.

My wife’s cat put her in the ER, so yeah don’t trust housepets either. My friend’s cousin lost his eye to a pet dog too about 15 years ago.

Is it otter mating season? This sounds like a very territorial male.

Everyone Trump knows is leaking—for a guy who wants a loyalty oath, he doesn’t seem to have many people who will stick with him long term—-gee, I wonder why?

No shit. Talk about sticking one to your most vocal base. The venn diagram of r/the_donald and r/KotakuInAction on Reddit is just a big blue circle.

I’m assuming he’ll put the gaming industry in Barron’s portfolio since Jared is so busy with Peace in the Middle East and Barron is good with the cyber.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

My daughter’s old day care provider went off the rails and started posting pro-Trump crap on her Facebook in late 2015. The problem is, she and her husband are Peruvian immigrants. Does she really think that, if the mobs of MAGAbros were to come through her town and start dragging Mexicans from their houses, that the…

Not to be missed in all this completely unexpected news, InfoWars Human Resources dept. is helmed by...David Jones. Alex’s father. Motherfucker’s HR is his own dad. I mean, actually, I guess in this case his dad’s the motherfucker? Whatever. I don’t care. In conclusion, these guys suck.

Obligatory.

At least the network bosses are forced to answer the questions. Here, network bosses and production heads won’t work with women writers OR photographers OR filmmakers and NOBODY forces them to answer questions as to why.

The “#UsToo: Left Out by the Left”

It completely baffles me how the people who scream the loudest about free speech have the least idea of what it actually means.

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.