I live in Corona, where Monster is both headquartered and manufactured, and...story checks the fuck out.

Why would we listen to a woman? Have you learned nothing?/s

I am more shocked they didn’t offer a lifetime of Monster...

“Freedom cow”

My granFanda had a mixed bag of cattle types in her herd and I can tell you from experience that Limousins are obstreperous, indignant jackasses. Freedom cow will be fine.

So when I first read the name “Kevin Bleyer” I thought “oh good, some white dude is accusing women of bullying. I bet he NEVER is on the MRA subreddit.”

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

Former Mexican President, Vicente Fox, beat you to it

How appropriate. Nothing but horseshit comes out of that mouth anyway.

If you ask me he’s not playing ENOUGH golf. I want him out there every day. I want him playing 36 on Fridays. I want him living on the golf course. Anything that keeps him away from trying to president is boon to the country.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

From a friend who is far more eloquent than I:

Exactly. Nobody puts baby (ie: Christopher Plummer) in a corner. Plummer > Wahlberg and/or Spacey.

So will this earn him that dreaded “Difficult To Work With” label that results in your acting career going down the shitter, or at least leaving you glad to get roles in Lifetime movies? Or does that rule only apply to female performers who refuse to do nude sex scenes or touch the director’s pee-pee, not dudebros who…

Jesus. The fact that Marky Mark is in a position to approve or veto Christopher Plummer as a co-star (and I’m assuming Michelle Williams in initial casting) is just one more example of how far we’ve fallen as a people.

Please don’t, there’s too many of the fuckwits already.

Redacting my comment: other people said it better. My bad!

I understand the delay but realistically, he not going to learn how to read in such a short time frame.

Wow. Can’t believe I’ll get to see the world’s first Presidential Butthurt Awards.