Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

I wonder if Trump has ever had a “normal” interaction with a police officer before. I assume he’s had his own security his whole adult life and has been driven everywhere since he was born. However, I don’t find anything about his speech surprising at all. It was in character. I would have been more shocked if he…

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

I can’t even imagine the real story here. The poor woman.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Susan, Susan, Susan.....face it—-these are not your people. If you can’t face being a Democrat, team up with Angus and Bernie and be an Independent.

I would love it if she were like “Fuck yeah, I said it! I should have said it a long time ago. This has gone way way WAY too fucking far! IMPEACH.”

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

I have to address those Instagram comments/hashtags. *Of course* it’s not haunted. Everyone knows clowns are demons. Totally different from ghosts. Duh.

Tucker, honey, do you have any idea how much white Americans shit and pee in public? Cause it’s a lot. Especially when drunk.

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

{sigh}