“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Makes sense; the standard is “best interests of the child” and if the child has been actively raised by his three parents, it’s in his best interests to continue to be raised by the three of them.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Sean Spicer needs rescuing!!! Call SEAL Team 6.

Look at mom’s iron grip on his arm. Dying.

Speaking of kids destroying what should have been serious moments, this happened earlier today on BBC. (Anchor interviews professor about the newly impeached South Korean president.)

dear government,

I’d think bars would be doing well under a Trump administration. I know it’s driving me to drink more.

Good for them! It is insane that we have a president who is using his position as THE FUCKING PRESIDENT to make more money for his companies/bring in more clientele.

Excuse you.

Ah... the old “intellectual diversity” scam.

I would bet all my money he is re-elected.

Had an affair.

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

I just got a new job. Ever since I got it I’ve been searching Amazon and other online stores for stuff I don’t really need but I want.

Damn...