That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

Is this guy completely unaware that there are single mothers out there, that there are plenty of lesbian couples with kids (hi there!), and that there are many families in which it actually makes more sense for the husband to stay home and be the primary parent, or does he just not care?

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

The hits keep on coming, don’t they? I’m seriously feeling like I’ll never have a normal and peaceful day again.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

I just took this survey. And this administration is seriously, seriously fucked in the head. They are WAYYYYYY to focused on the media.

This survey from baby hands popped on Facebook. Everyone should take it because it’s about media accountability and you can type out answers.

they need to stop trying to make alt left happen

I love how he was such a fan of Wikileaks and outright asked for his opponent to be hacked and now he’s crying in his cheerios.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.

Sounds like it was a press conference about Hillary Clinton. I LOVED it when that reporter from NBC fact checked him on his claims that he had the largest EC margin since Reagan. Trump’s only response was “Well, someone gave me that information!”

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

Roman Polanski sees great new opportunities in country where judges and journalists are vilified.

Ugh. Just die already, you old pervert.

I would like to report a foreigner with semi valid papers living on 5th Ave.

They’re cartoonishly evil. I picture them waiting across the street, twirling their mustaches and kicking puppies.

I find pretty strange that they are only after Mexicans, not a single Russian, Indian, Chinese, Canadian, etc...