skim heads

also, skim.

This POS belongs here then?

What. The. Fuck.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Only the negative ones. Just like only the negative news is fake.

came here to say this. he’s basically saying “6 out of every 11 people think this is okay! That’s YUUUUGE!”

You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Well, we know he’s been bankrupt a couple of times and we’ve learned with is EO’s that he’s not reading or fully aware of what he’s signing so I wouldn’t call him much of a businessman either way.

Jesus Christ. One tiny upshot to this whole national embarrassment is that I now know, without a doubt, that I am not nearly as socially awkward and embarrassing as I thought I was.

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

You just fucking know DeVos got into her van after this and said to an aide “I just don’t understand why they don’t like me”

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

A Cheetolini administration means we’re going to have the best crises, so many crises the American people will get tired of crises.

Yep! As in Jefferson Davis. Like we get it... you’re racist.

Mika and Joe belong on Faux...

Well fuck me, i thought he only watched Faux News.