“They discriminated against my discrimination!”

Responsible for the death of civilization one week at a time...

WHAT??? That is so distinctly unCanadian. I’d have expected an apology from the airline, the baby, and the nation. Sorry, America. I jumped to conclusions.

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

Is your cat sad because no one could possibly understand what she’s going through? My cat is sad because it’s summertime and living ain’t easy.

BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

I’d argue it’s an inborn human trait.

poster is also unaware that you can get pregnant even using birth control

It’s good to know that Americans don't have the lock on being sanctimonious assholes.

I would gladly give everything south of metro Columbus to Kentucky however.

Yeah, the most basic staple of human existence should be under the control of the oligarchy!

Get a Britta Pitcher.

From around where I grew up in north-central Louisiana: http://www.thepineywoods.com/westKimb.htm

I am so confused and upset by this. What kind of psychopath would want a bagel with the BAGEL part scooped out? This is seriously something that was a COMMON request? WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

My brother was working the carving station at a hotel brunch a bit outside of Atlanta when someone proud Georgian went on some rant about other, apparantly “Yankee” customers and how the South is so much better. After asking my brother and being told that he is from Ohio, Georgia Guy declares “that’s ok, Ohio is an…

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

DAMN IT. I want pizza now and there is none to be had.

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.