I would also be OK with having joint tech accounts, but still maintain my own, private email, FB, etc. Of course, that’s twice the amount of accounts to keep up with...

She needs to round up a bunch of toddlers on a field trip, first.

I’ll start working on it. No one steal my idea, and Kickstarter donations welcome! =D

That’s a big, fat nope. I’m nauseated just thinking about it. But I bet all the morons who believe this is a good idea think it’s just “toxins” being released.

It would be so awesome! “See, kids, this is how Pangaea fit together, and this is how it wiggled apart into the continents we know and love today!”

Those high ‘Cs’ are always a killer! =)

That’s why I always practiced in the sound-proofed rehearsal rooms at school.

Alternative alternative slogan: Fuck you, John Kasich.

Good idea: Globe with movable continents

Sounds like win/win to me.

Also, injuries like cracked bones could have been exacerbated by the “weak” kick, not to mention the overly aggressive way the cop handcuffed the motorcyclist.

Which would have been OK...if his siren was on. I realize it’s hard to stay within the lines when you’re both traveling at a high speed and going around curves, but none of the cars coming from the opposite direction even had a chance to pull over because of the curvature of the road.

I think I’d rather have to spend 12 hours standing in Times Square on NYE with no access to a restroom than 2 weeks in Rio for the Olympics.

I’m theorizing they’re hoping it mutates into a zombie virus which technically would be worse, but also more interesting than boring old Zika.

Although...why wouldn’t she want to be raped, when being a victim is such a coveted status?

I didn’t know humans reproduced by mitosis!

I feel like I need to stop donating to PP and start donating to charities that will help these women. Wish I had enough $$ that it wasn’t either/or. :(

Since facts don’t work, tell them their own facts aren’t true, either. Most abortions take place during midnight rituals under the new moon, where atheist liberals conduct Baccanalian ceremonies that involve consuming the fetus in the name of Satan.

And half of them are on SNAP or disability themselves...

Make up your own design and have it shipped from Zazzle or CafePress.