Same...except for me, it was babysitting 2 spoiled brats who were only 3-5 years older than me. I absolutely didn’t care when I got fired, and it made me realize I should only have fur-babies.

Yeah, I thought it would be more of a “ Joe’s Apartment “ type thing. :(

Right? That’s like Stalin saying, “Yeah, I shipped several million people to be tortured in the the gulags, but at least I’m not Hitler.”

Ted Cruz is an even bigger moron than I thought he was. He actually believed he had a chance at getting Palin’s endorsement? She’s an attention hound; of course she endorsed Trump. If Cruz had actually been smart, he’d have kept his mouth shut til she made her endorsement, then reminded everyone that it was her fault…

Well, she’d quit after six months, so at least there’s that.

I seriously don’t get why it’s only called birth control. Pharmaceutical companies could easily get around stupid conservative shit by labelling it hormone therapy.

Fuck, thanks to BC, I can do more than crawl out of bed to the bathroom, then collapse in a tear-filled ball of pain on the floor because the cramping is so bad during my period. I also won’t be getting ulcers from taking 20 Motrin a day. I absolutely cannot believe there are zero GOP lawmakers who have experienced…

I’m going to buy the shit out of that book.

That or all the drugs have finally caused a severe inability to control their violent impulses.

Wasn’t New York or Chicago PD doing this with OWS? Have to go look that up.

I was under the impression most of them were drunk, but yeah...

I’m curious as well. They said the survey was done by a sex shop, so was that 2000 people who were customers at the shop, or did the shop distribute the survey to several gyms?

A flight attendant who lives on my street says she’s always breaking up people trying to join the mile-high club. Also, bring your own pillow and/or blanket on planes because that shit almost never gets cleaned.

Gold stars all around.

I stick with only my pet sitting clients. Even then, it stresses me out sometimes.

I kind of feel like these guys have been reading shitty Harlequin novels, and now they think one day they’ll run into a one-night-stand or be introduced to their buddy’s cousin, and after a series of clichéd misunderstandings fall madly in love with each other.

I agree. DDT the whole damn world.

According to Wiki:

I wouldn’t... But mostly because I can’t afford to defend myself against his attorneys.