Finding out your friend (or relative/coworker/neighbor/etc) is a rapist is just like the Spanish Inquisition.

Yup; I love this kind of thing!

It’s not the actual game I would have a problem with...it’s playing with Tom Cruise and a bunch of other Scientologist wack-a-doodles on 3 acres of secluded land.

Considering she’s so high-profile, if she dies or disappears anytime in the near future, Miscavige et. al. know they’ll be the prime suspects.

What I got out of it is that Tom is a big, fat liar when he says he doesn’t believe in using mind-altering substances.

I think I read about that in Anne Rule’s “The Stranger Beside Me,” which is a creepy book because of how well she knew Bundy and yet never suspected he was a serial killer.

I adore your pun.

But he understands the womenz because he lives with three of them!

And here I thought they were doing some B&E to gather blackmail material on the Oscar committee.

When I worked at Bob Evans, millions of years ago, we had fried cod on the menu and I had one lady who was so terribly confused about it. It hurts my head to think about, to this day.

Well, color me shocked! Then again, we’re talking about Lansing....

There’s also the fact that they get a lot of their ideas from TV, movies, etc. According to a news piece I heard/saw/whatever (I think it was NPR?) the average American has 2-4 sexual partners in their lifetime. The average creative and/or famous person (such as a screenwriter) might double that to 4-8. The average…

That’s what my doctor just told me to do. She said it would be especially practical for me to do so, since my periods are so painful.

When I was in college, my music department’s fraternity (of which I was a part) screened “Grease” and “Chicago” in the same auditorium where weekly Mass was being held. I kind of felt like the room needed to be blessed again, especially after everyone sang along to “Grease Lightning.”

Agreed. Either the customer let it sit around too long, or the worker made it poorly. Unless it fell off the counter and the container broke.

Props to you for getting through the article. I love history, and I stopped after “...so I decided to live it.” Because sure, you did. You’ve given up all current medicine, central air, computers, telephones, food, and Swiffers to live in the past where everything belongs to your husband, coal-burning furnaces,…

I love this so much, I want to give it a million stars.

I need to take a shower after reading that.

You reminded me of my 9th grade Spanish final, where the kid sitting one row behind me and to the left vomited copiously after consuming vast amounts of alcohol. Totally messed up my test-taking. :P

Scamper Gordon...which is also my stripper name.