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Props to you for getting through the article. I love history, and I stopped after “...so I decided to live it.” Because sure, you did. You’ve given up all current medicine, central air, computers, telephones, food, and Swiffers to live in the past where everything belongs to your husband, coal-burning furnaces,

I love this so much, I want to give it a million stars.

I need to take a shower after reading that.

You reminded me of my 9th grade Spanish final, where the kid sitting one row behind me and to the left vomited copiously after consuming vast amounts of alcohol. Totally messed up my test-taking. :P

Scamper Gordon...which is also my stripper name.

I’m sorry you have to put up with that.

What I got out of it (aside from the fact that Wayans’ a moron) is that he literally thinks all these rapes happened in, like, the last 5 years, not over the course of the last 40 years.

Really! I never thought I’d agree with one of Trump’s opinions, but Karl Rove is a dope.

I’m weirdly reminded of the guy who “fell in love” with me while online gaming. He was convinced I would move out to the middle-of-nowhere, Idaho, and live happily ever after with him after a week of chatting. Except, he told me he had a rape conviction, but it wasn’t his fault! He’s deaf and didn’t know his ex was

OMG, yes. My mom was nearly knocked over the other day by a couple kids screaming about how they were getting ice cream after school. She mentioned she couldn’t remember my brother and I acting like that, and I said that was because she and my dad would have taken us home if we did, and we wouldn’t have gotten ice

I actually think I hate everyone under the age of 25 equally.

No, there are still places you really can’t take kids. I saw the “Beauty and the Beast” musical a few years back, and every parent in my region decided it would be awesome to bring their 0-5-year-olds. For experienced theater-goers, it was a nightmare, especially when the lady with the newborn had to be forced out

Heck, being a famous rock star almost guarantees you’re going to be more fucked up and full of contradictions than the average person. It’s sad that she feels this way, particularly in light of the fact that it seems like she blames herself for her own rapes, but there are so many other celebs with more

Haha, we have to; it’s genetically encoded.

While it IS weird that they didn’t go with Hamster Faulkner like the other animals, it also seems more like some exec’s kid was allowed to name a toy and pulled the name while flipping through stations rather than deliberately targeting this lady. And I see no resemblance.

It also easily could have been stuck in the ocean for most of a year, and not come to shore until a storm blew it there. Not exactly rocket science.

Hey, does MTV even show music videos anymore? I feel like YouTube be sponsoring this thing...

Well, it doesn’t make him a bad dog, just weird.

Yeah, I should have skipped logging onto the internet and moved straight on to video games. Here’s some puppies to cheer everyone up, cause this shit is depressing:

My dad went to a funeral like that at a Born-again church. Not only were they trying to convert, they were trying to get people to go to THEIR church. Also, the pastor forgot the name of the deceased.