She’s 3 years younger than I am, but she looks at least 10 years older. 0_O

Yeah, but if GWB can read books to kindergartners, there’s really no excuse.

Restaurants like these are the reason I’ve started asking what the tipping policies are at establishments- no matter how good the food, I refuse to eat somewhere where my tips are going to management or some other BS method of distribution.

You need to come to Cleveland. They usually get it right here because we don’t have that many coffee shops, so there would be riots if they dared to get our coffee orders wrong.

There are plenty of companies out there (Zazzle, CafePress) where you can make your own shirts. I think they’ll send you your design without bothering to check how offensive it is, as long as you aren’t trying to sell it in one of their stores.

This happened to my brother. My grandma was supposed to pick him up from school for my parents, and she was a good half-hour late. Even though she had a cell phone, she never turned it on (it was for “emergencies only”), so my parents, brother and I had no clue what happened to her. Fortunately, it turned out her hair…

As much as I hated HS, that wasn’t the reason I skipped Senior prom. Mine was much worse: every time I talked about going to the dance, my mom would get this weird look on her face, and say things like, “You’re going without a date?” and “Do you know how expensive dresses are?” -even though I was planning to pay for…

Even reputable news sources are sketchy as fuck on April 1 now.

Did you see John Oliver’s take on April Fools?

I live near Akron, Ohio, so the best April Fools’ Day prank around here is to say Good Year has the blimp out. Jump and point to an obscure spot on the horizon, all the while insisting your companions are missing it.

You're lucky, you actually like them when they're being cute. When I'm at family gatherings, I hide when it's time to pass the baby. Everyone else is fawning over the kids, and I'm like, nope, nope, nope. I'm gonna sit over here with the dog. Or cat. Or ferret. Or snake. Or anything that isn't a tiny human…

My thought is that there isn't enough information given in this article, or possibly not enough information about the case to write an article period.

I had a teacher whose first name was Robert, but went by Bud. I always thought it was a little weird, but whatever.

I don't even post my good deeds on FB, or generally tell people about them. I can't stand the people who do - as if they're do-goodness means nothing unless they have a platform to brag about it.

That was my thought - people who either vary their news sources or depend on a single news source besides Fox are still relatively skeptical of said news being accurate. People who digest Fox alone are convinced it's 100% truth.

I worked as a page (the person who shelves materials) at the library for a few years. Policy said pages weren't allowed to help patrons find books. We would if we were standing right next to whatever they were looking for, because it was stupid and kind of rude not to, but otherwise we had to take them to an actual…

I was behind someone at a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru last summer. She ordered a vanilla latte, and the worker said the latte machine was broken and asked if there was something else she wanted. So naturally, the lady ordered a chai latte. She was pretty annoyed when she had to pick something else *yet again.* I was…

Bonus- Zion is f*ing beautiful, although I guess they probably wouldn't see much of it at that time of night.