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Dodai, please can we have a ghosty/supernatural animals/pets post?

Yeah, I wish it was stipulated that it's meant to be (1) true stories of a (2) supernatural nature. Last year someone posted his story about being raped as a child which is of course fucking horrific. But when I'm reading the Annual Jez Scary Storython, I'm prepped to be (the word I'm looking for is a hybrid of

Do you not think that using 'body shaming hate speech' in this context trivialises actual hate speech somewhat?

'Body shaming hate speech' is the epitome of how & why I cannot bear the self-righteous fuckery of the Jez comments any more.

Alternative title: The Most Fucked Up Things People Have Said To Me During My Breakup Apart From The Point-Missing Empathy-Lacking Sour Pack Of Arseholes AKA The Jezebel Commentariat.

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Not denying the idiocy of most of these but isn't the second guy at a zebra crossing? (serious question) do zebra crossings not count in countries like Russia et al?

  1. While 'slut' and 'trollop' may be semantically similar, they are not the same. My mum has called me a little trollop numerous times in varying contexts and it was never intended harshly. She has never called me a slut & it would've been shocking if she did. My point is (the mother selling the tickets) was clearly

She didn't call her a bitch. And admonishing a 12-13 y.o. for lying about sneaking off to some older guy's house is hardly slut-shaming. She sounded quite rightly appalled at her child's + friends' behaviour & didn't pussyfoot around saying so. I'm sure you're a nice person & your comment is by no means offensive or

I'mnotlistening! Lalalalalalallaaaaaa!!!

While I simply cannot believe you until I've kissed & hugged one with my very own lips/arms, I did hear a This American Life where a woman was attacked by a rabid raccoon which was terrifying! Honestly though - this made me afraid of rabies, not raccoons! Nawwww, they're all fluffy..!!! And their little hands..!!

Germany's no closer to me than the US, I'm in the antipodes : ) And there'd be the same problem of not having a visa to live there. Also, apart from there's no rabies here, countries & their ecosystems tend to get irked re introduced species. Thank you for the suggestion though!

I hadn't thought of that. There could be a raccoon safety video for new comers? And huge industry selling safety gear & accoutrements. I'M SO THERE. We need to make this happen.

The US should have a visa category: People Who Want To Squeeee! At Raccoons Up Close. I would be more than happy to be the first ever recipient of said visa.

Haha @ Callie re tenderest eyelashes!

The first thing I knew about OD was when a One Direction store popped up in the city where I live & the only reason I noticed was the mile long queue of teenage girls snaking round the block.

May as well change the name while you're at it, Maz. Yahoo! isn't great.

Oh my "god".

I was having a conversation with my sisters yesterday about celebrities we'd like (or not like) to meet. Sister # 1 said she's pretty sure the slebs (musicians etc) she likes would not be winning any points for congeniality & would therefore give it a miss. (As I've stated many times before) I said that I'm quite sure

Yeah.. and? Firstly, this picture is 5 years old. Secondly, she didn't say anything about not wearing makeup at all ever & then being professionally photographed wearing said makeup. Thirdly, if you re-read the post above and/or the original article, you might find the point which you evidently missed the first time.